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Films: Dragons of Camelot (2014)

Alias: None

Type: Natural

Location: Mountains/Forest/Civilized Area

Height/Weight: That of an average elephant.

Affiliation: Evil

Summary: Camelot is a fairly good place to get all your swords and sorcery needs met. And of course, you don't always need Arthur Pendragon to make it a good one. You just need some actual effort and talent, something this film is a bit lacking in. What can you expect? It's yet another dragon movie with cheap CGI.

History: Morgana is planning on taking over the realm as King Arthur slowly dies from old age. To kickstart her reign, she has allied with a large dragon, demanding that in exchange for its sustenance, it releases its two sons to destroy the countryside. However, the remaining Knights of the Round Table haven't quite lost their way yet, and they will stand tall against Morgana and the dragons.

Notable Kills: Nothing special.

Final Fate: After losing his two sons, the main dragon loses his patience, and attacks Camelot as Morgana engages in battle with Merlin. One of the knights manages to gut the dragon with Excalibur as the great magician obliterates Morgana. The kingdom is saved!

Powers/Abilities: Fire-breathing.

Weakness: Heavy artillery, particularly the enchanted sword Excalibur. Also, certain magical objects can deflect the fire, which is finite for the beasts and must be replenished somehow.

Scariness Factor: 3-We are on one hand grateful that we finally got a low-budget dragon flick that didn't feature glorified wyverns for once. But unfortunately, they too are affected by the equally low-quality CGI that their predecessors put up with. For what it's worth, they are a bit nastier than most, and they cause just as much damage.

Trivia: -This film was directed by Mark L. Lester, the very same guy behind "Firestarter" and "Commando". Um, HOW did he downgrade himself to this?!

-Dragons do feature in the myths of King Arthur, but many are often depicted as fighting and being slayed by Lancelot.


Image Gallery


The world's first carpet bombers.

Draconic morning stretches.

When you're drunk, but contractually obligated to breathe fire.
With that blast, movie over.

Might wanna get a leash for him.

"Why do I hear lesser hero music?"

"Will you JUST leave me alone?! I'm tired of being thrown into these fairy tale death-traps!"

"Don't forget me, guys!"

How most Monster Hunter fights go for me.


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